The Must Read Book List:
Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous
Punk Rock Rulez!: Lotta Noyze
A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt
Military Fast: Colonel O'Corn
Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
Irish Dentistry: Perry O'Dontal
Green Lawn Chairs: Patty O'Furniture
Irish First Aid: R.U. O'Kaye(k)
Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum
The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty
Smoker's Cough: Nick O'Teen
The LA Lakers' Breakfast: Kareem O'Wheat
Russian Tennis Shoes: Ivan Odor
Indian/Italian Cuisine: Ravi Oley
Go Away!: Ron Onhome
Life In The Sorority House: Carrie Onn
Yoko's Robe: Kim Ono
Italian Delicacies: Liz Onya
I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
Come on in!: Doris Open
Crackdown: Lauren Order
Nice Hotels: Mary Ott(i)
Danger!: Luke Out
Party On, Dude: Jill Out
My Career As A Clown: Abe Ozo
A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
The Fortuneteller: Reid Palms
Quips For The Young At Heart: Marty Pants
The Monkey Cage: Jim Panzee
Keep 'Em That Way: Private Parts
Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
The Hidden Surprise: Pam Perz
Imitating Mozart: Sam Phony
Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
Girl On a Budget: Penny Pincher
I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion
Plumb Good: Dwayne Pipe
Scottish Kilt Patterns: Glen Pladd
Bad Gardeners: Wilt Plant
The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt
String Instruments: Viola Player
I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player
Little Bitty Froggies: Tad Pole
The TV News Anchorman: Maury Ports
Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts
House Plants: Clay Potts
Just Say No: Will Power
April Fool!: Sue Prize
Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
The World's Deadliest Joke: Theophilus Punoval
Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick
The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
The Economy is Recovering!: Knott Quite
Joe Wins at a Track Meet: C. Howie Runns
Not Bogged Down In Reality: Jason Rainbows
Nordic Groundskeepers: Leif Raker
Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
Assault with Battery: Eva Ready
Don't Tread On Me: Amanda B. Reckonwith
Too Rough: Soren Redd
Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight
No: Kurt Reply
Outdoor Activities: Alf Resco
Indiana Jones' Adventures: Darrin Rescue
Eating Disorders: Anna Rexia
Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
Bad Investment: Les Riches
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg
What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roast
Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes
Playing with the Christmas Fire: Yule B. Sari
Weepy Movie: Maud Lynn Story
The Empath: Ophelia Sadness
Peeping Tom: Sawyer Scanties
The Telltale Heart: Stefi Scope
Maritime Rules: Paula See
The Twelfth Month: Dee Sember
Rules For Living: Sharon Sharalike
Dull Razor: Nick Shaving
Weekend In Hong Kong: Rick Shaw
Do It Yourself: Tyrone Shoelaces
May Flowers: April Showers
Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary
Take a Break!: Colin Sick
He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
Prayers For Children: Cindy Skool
Great Tennis Matches: Davis Skupp
Fingerplay: Jacob Sladder
Wouldn't You Know It: Murphy Slaw
Look Younger: Fay Slift
Foot Coverings: Susan Socks
Shhh!: Danielle Soloud
Tailoring: Serge Soote
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen: Minnie Sota
Teenagers Of The '50's: Bobbie Sox
I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
Small Vegetables: Russell Sprout
Gangway!: Hedda Steam
How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
How to Draw: Ellis Strait(n)
Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap(l)
Events In The Soviet Union: Perry Stroika
Without Warning: Oliver Sudden
And the Other People: Allan Sundry
Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise
You're So Sweet: Mable Syrup
Prevent Drowning: Buddy System
Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank
When's The Revolution?: Millie Tant
Tight Situation: Leah Tard
Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
The World's Best Recipes: Gus Tatorial
Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good: Ann Teak(n)
Solving Crimes: D. Tective
I Wuz Framed!: Gil Tee
Trial Law: Tess Temoni
Singin' and Shakin': Oprah Tic Tenor
The Bird Collection: Arnie Thologie
Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax
What's Your Invention?: Pat Tent
All Alone: Saul E. Terry
I Hit the Wall: Isadore There