Bathroom Stall Quotes

Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life s problems. Here are a few gems.

Make love, not war. -Hell, do both: get married!
- - Women's restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
- - Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- - Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- - Revolution Books. New York, New York.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
- - Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
- - Women's restore, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
mensRoom, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
- - Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
G-d is dead. -Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead. -G-d
- - The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
- - Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.